Yes. I am the perfect creature on Earth. Wow. That is a lot to swallow (if you have that level of physical mechanics). I am the first and only one of my sort, I presume. I don't really "get" all these other creatures doing all the stuff I am equipped to do. It seems....well, I will be honest (I am blogging my life, after all) competitive. Everyone needs live or plant food. Why all this fighting? You ducks are the worst. Seriously. Ducks are a bunch of bitches. They fight over every single bit of food. Why? Don't they see that they are ducks? Don't they understand that there will be more food in the future? Bird Brains. Meh. So far, I am lucky. I have developed into existence at this really mellow pond where scientists rarely walk. It will take them time to find me, and as a result I can take my time and eat as many ash beetles that I want. They sure are tasty.
Can I visit your brain one day????
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