My Beak

I don't want to brag, but I will since I am a brand new creature.  I must share with you the abilities of my beak.  You probably think it's dumb.; but that is because you never really went to study the specifics of such types of mammals or bird types such as myself when you were blowing all of your parent's cash on "walking" class as an easy elective just to get through college.

So, anyway, I can manage pretty well under water.  Think about my wings.  My "bat" wings, I use them to get down to the bottom of the current pond (where I live) to acquire food.  My bat wings help me to swim much, much better and faster than other creatures at this current pond.  I may be the best one around.  I do "get" there there are many other animals around, so I won't bust your chops too much tonight...but just sit there...think about being me.  Put yourself in my fins or webbed feet.  I am a miracle.  A freaking crazy wonderful miracle.

Getting back to my beak, I have to say it is designed  very, very well.  I can go underwater for long amounts of time simply based on the fact that my beak is shaped for me to spend a healthy amount of time underwater digging for...yucky stuff ....to eat.

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