My Beak

I don't want to brag, but I will since I am a brand new creature.  I must share with you the abilities of my beak.  You probably think it's dumb.; but that is because you never really went to study the specifics of such types of mammals or bird types such as myself when you were blowing all of your parent's cash on "walking" class as an easy elective just to get through college.

So, anyway, I can manage pretty well under water.  Think about my wings.  My "bat" wings, I use them to get down to the bottom of the current pond (where I live) to acquire food.  My bat wings help me to swim much, much better and faster than other creatures at this current pond.  I may be the best one around.  I do "get" there there are many other animals around, so I won't bust your chops too much tonight...but just sit there...think about being me.  Put yourself in my fins or webbed feet.  I am a miracle.  A freaking crazy wonderful miracle.

Getting back to my beak, I have to say it is designed  very, very well.  I can go underwater for long amounts of time simply based on the fact that my beak is shaped for me to spend a healthy amount of time underwater digging for...yucky stuff ....to eat.

The Platibat Has Blogged.

The Platibat Considers It's Place

Yes.  I am the perfect creature on Earth.  Wow.  That is a lot to swallow (if you have that level of physical mechanics).  I am the first and only one of my sort, I presume.  I don't really "get" all these other creatures doing all the stuff I am equipped to do.  It seems....well, I will be honest (I am blogging my life, after all) competitive.  Everyone needs live or plant food.  Why all this fighting?  You ducks are the worst.  Seriously.  Ducks are a bunch of bitches.  They fight over every single bit of food.  Why?  Don't they see that they are ducks?  Don't they understand that there will be more food in the future?  Bird Brains.  Meh.  So far, I am lucky.  I have developed into existence at this really mellow pond where scientists rarely walk.  It will take them time to find me, and as a result I can take my time and eat as many ash beetles that I want.  They sure are tasty.   

In The Beginning A Platibat Was Never Conceived

The microscopic organisms actually had their moment to BECOME organisms...or rather microscopic organisms.  Yes, it is true.  Since then.  Well.  Things have changed up on the top of this crust which is now shared by many, many existing creatures.  However, it was not until just now, just now at this moment that the Platibat was considered to be a creature.  And, yes, I am the Platibat.  Think of it.  I am the perfect living creature.  I have it all.  I can breathe air, I can give live birth, I have wings, I have fins, I can swim and fly.  I am Platibat.